question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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