Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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