he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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