Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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