i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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