good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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