butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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