There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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