Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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