Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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