Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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