he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
We had sex on a dog bed..
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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