guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
His hands were made for my vagina.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
