And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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