I bet he comes in French.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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