He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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