I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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