Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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