We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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