I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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