Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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