You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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