their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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