Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
