Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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