Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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