Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Life is so much better after having sex.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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