put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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