worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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