summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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