turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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