is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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