I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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