i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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