Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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