It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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