Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
my sisters under your porch take her home
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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