Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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