She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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