I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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