Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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