quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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