Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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