question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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