I want to stick my p in your. b.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
