But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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