He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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