The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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