She is in my trunk
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
