People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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