My room smells like vodka and shame
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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