Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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