S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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