it was like his penis was on wheels.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
