People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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