youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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