I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Randomize
